EXHIBIT #007sworn testimony
Snow day at PSU 2019. Class cancelled and Carson pulled out the best sweater in his wardrobe. Another great day on the porch.
✦ Deputy Samuel Murphy
WANTED
Dead or Alive (mostly alive, it's his birthday)
Carson Brown
- Excessive G.O.A.T.-hood (self-certified)
- Cracking every DeFi vault on the frontier (strictly for the yield)
- Being the Fastest Draw (eater) in the West (just ask him)
⚖ The Case File
GUILTYof being the GOAT · sentence: one (1) birthday, served immediately
Step 1 of 3 · Swearing in
Get sworn in
You're about to go on record for Carson's 30th. Here's how it works:
Stories will be aggregated into an artifact and shared with Carson. You've got one week to get yours in: submissions close Friday, August 14th.
- First, the easy part. Six quick questions on how well you actually know the man. Pure bragging rights, no wrong answers that count.
- Then your memory. A few photos and the story of your favorite Carson moment. This is the real point: we want Carson to hear, from the people closest to him, exactly why he is special and how much he means to us.
The 6-question quiz takes about two minutes. Thinking up your favorite Carson memory takes longer, so have it in mind before you start. We built this fast and kept it simple, so it won't hold your spot for you.